Example: The cat's fifth birthday (last Thursday)
- Remembered the impending birthday on Monday and made plans with Hubs to shop for a gift (gain one point for memory).
 - Five years ago, claimed 9/9 as T-Biz's birthdate because it would be easy to remember (lose one point for bad cat parenting).
 - Thursday, forgot the signifigance of the day until 5:30 p.m. (neutral points. I'm a tres busy gal who uses French words to sound cool).
 - Bought a gift designed to help recipient loose weight (negative forty six points for tactlessness).
 - Felt guilty and tossed some little felt mice into the mix at the last minute (negative one point for impulsiveness).
 - Posted a video of my cat online (negative sixteen points for crazy cat ladyness).
 - So, yeah. The packaging of the foodball showed trim and slim cats frolicking about, burning calories. Clearly, Trip has different ideas.
 - Had a good hair day and Hubs made a delicious homemade pasta (noodles and all, children! The man made noodles. He's a keeper.) with a smoked tomato sauce (win back all 64 points for general life radicalosity).
 

He's shuffling along more than I would have thought! Ha!
ReplyDeleteExcuse me!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid I hear graceful aging...hairy beasts??
Hmmm....me thinks someone resembles that comment!
Capt'n Ralph