I made up a game for you guys. It's called "Me or the Little Old Lady Down the Street?"
Ready to play?
OK, first clue: Hobbies include knitting, gardening and baking.
Next, we have: pulled a scarf over her hair in the parking lot to avoid rain-soaked locks.
Final question: Her ideal evening includes watching Wheel of Fortune AND Fraiser AND falling asleep in a rocking chair.
Answer is...you guessed it - it's me.
Thanks for playing, you whipper snappers.