Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Yipes, stripes!

Last week, Bigger, Better, Best was beach-bound with 15 of our nearest and dearest. I'll regale you with group photos and stories about how we spent 12 hours a day on the sandy shores of Grayton Beach, Florida later. As an amateur journalist, though, I feel the bigger story here is the ridiculous nature of last Saturday.

8:00 ish a.m., 88 degrees: We rise and shine. We peek out the back window and see the following:
We are sad. 

8:30 is a.m., 94 degrees: Post-donuts, I don my work jorts and $2 flippies.
 9:00 a.m., 98 degrees: We pick and peel and sand the offending garage wall. We acknowledge it looks shitty. We are soaked with sweat.
 9:15 a.m., 101 degrees, no joke: I artfully arrange our weapons of the day.
 10:30 a.m., 108 degrees: We complete Project Part One, Glidden Caribe. We squint eyes and tilt heads and hope for the best as we push onward, ever onward.
 High Noon, 115 degrees: Project Parts Two (Glidden Ivy Topiary and Sliced Cucumber) and Three applied. Jorts have been removed and your humble blogger is painting in a swimsuit. Hubs loses three pounds of water weight in an hour.
 3:00 p.m., 400 degrees, hellish humidity: Project Part Four (Martha's Acuaba Teal) is complete and touch-ups have been applied. Eyes squint again, necks crane, painting duo agrees to never paint outdoors on such a hot day again, even if in a few hours we still think it looks weird.
 4:00 p.m.: Eye pallets cleansed, we silly homeowners agree - Stripes Are Good.  
 Allow me to dazzle you with our amazing painting-in-the-line skillz, y'all. What, what?
 Present: We are the proud owners of an outdoor living space that looks delightfully beachy, with a dash of Mexican restaurant. So much better than starring at a blah tan wall when we hang out on the patio. Bold move, right?

Honest opinion, you guys - digging our stripes? What's the kookiest paint job you've done lately?

5 comments:

  1. Love the stripes! I also love that you've adopted the term "cleansing the eye pallet."

    ReplyDelete
  2. This makes me wish I had a garage off the side of the house to do this to! Looks great, just a creative idea!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Man I love it! the color combo is so great.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Great survey, I'm sure you're getting a great response. best heat treated pallets

    ReplyDelete

 
Blog Directory